Krystal’s Blog

So what have I been up to? Besides work? (which I’m done on Tuesday). Hanging out with my new friends from AE. It is fun to have other people you can be a dork with.

On Wednesday I went out to Richmond Centre and met up with Jenna who is the cutest little thing ever. She went to Lady Gaga the night before and was telling me about it and basically I’m jealous. We browsed around RC and then we went over to Aberdeen and played some DDR. I won both times haha. (We were both on beginner so it isn’t really that awesome) and she brought me into Daiso which is such an awesome dollar store thing. Loved it so much. Then we went over to Lansdowne and you know those cars for children that cost like $0.50? We went on one of those. It was hilarious and embarrassing but so much fun. Then we went into Zellers where I found Yu-gi-oh DvDs for $3. Jenna and I were basically scrounging the cheap bins and I think we had way too much fun doing that. The electronics clerks gave us weird looks. You know an adult and a teenager buying kids DvDs. Totally normal happenings. Then it was time to go to the bus. I waited with her for hers and I just made mine with 2 minutes to spare. It was such an awesome day.

Saturday was hanging out with someone more my age. I met up with Treasa at Metro and we wandered around there and ended up playing DDR (lol everywhere) and I lost because I suck and she doesn’t. If I ever buy DDR I want a metal mat. They aren’t slippery but then we got bored of metrotown and went to Crystal Mall which I’ve been to twice but I don’t remember much except that I didn’t like the food court. So we wandered around there and went into a few shops and she told me about gundams which seems like a really expensive hobby. She bought me a crepe thingy (I wanted to pay for myself but she insisted) which was delicious but apparently I suck at eating food. I got whipped cream on me and then dripped kiwi juice on myself from the kiwis in the crepe (My mom is allergic to kiwis so I never have them. They are so yummy). Then we went into Vancouver and went out for AYCE sushi! (Well we sat in Starbucks for awhile because it didn’t start until 4:30.). Fish on Rice sushi=yummy. And drinks were included which surprised me. Then she skytrained with me to Bridgeport and waited for the bus with me (which was like two minutes haha) and we parted ways.

Seriously, this people are so awesome and I’m happy they are keeping in contact with me. I can pretty much be 100% myself and they like things that I like that a lot of my other friends don’t so it is really nice. It sucks that I’m going back to PG so soon after meeting them but there is always Christmas time.

And one final thing before I go, at one point on the bus, Treasa and I were talking about homophobia and kind of near the end of the discussion she said something along these lines: “You know when I was hanging out with you, Fem!Kaiba, and Xander, ect. (Fem!Kaiba is gay and Xander is transgender), it didn’t even click in my mind that you guys are different. You were just awesome people I was hanging out with.” which pretty much brought a smile to my face. More people in this world need to be like that.

Basically me rambling about stuff I did. You know the type of blog you write back when you first get a blog and it is like “I ate pizza. It was good.”. Basically this is basically me writing my memories down from the con. Feel free to read it or dismiss it. Also that TAS thing in my title was 100% necessary *coughnotatallcough*

I’m going to seperate this into days so it is kind of broken up

Thursday-Basically, I stood in line and a combination of my bindings which were on too tight and standing in one spot for two hours, hurt my back. While I was standing in line though (Name drop time guys. Trust me, it ends up being lame) Team4Star, LK, and Megami33 walked by and Megami33 looks over to me and smiles and laughs a bit and I’m so socially awkward that I hide my face in Little Woman because these are famous internet people and I’m a weirdo adult in a costume. Yeah. Also AE screwed up my pre-reg. Thanks AE. Appreciate it.

Then I flitted off and got changed for the Masquerade. I really like formal dresses. Like a lot. I felt so pretty. I only danced with two people. The first guy stepped on my toes and dress a lot and it just wasn’t enjoyable and then I danced with a girl and it was so much better.
Friday-Friday was a lax day. I sat under a tree and read Little Women, which is awesome btw, and went to the dealers room. On the way to the dealers room, I saw a Sailor Venus and Sailor Moon. Sailor Venus kind of made a little squee and asked to hug me. Honestly, that made me really happy. And then on the way to the line I met up with the pharaoh who was in a different cosplay and we talked a bit. Didn’t see much in the dealers room so I wandered and bumped into Jenna who is one of my new friends and basically wandered around with her. She is a sweet girl. And I went home early because I needed to wake up for the LK panel.

Saturday-- So Saturday. Saturday was interesting and fun. I got to UBC by about 9:45amish so I was tired and then I met up with Jenna and we walked up to the line for the YGO abridged panel. As I was walking to the back, I hear “BAKURA!” and I’m just like “Oh hey!” and then I was kidnapped into the front of the line with a bunch of other YGO cosplayers. Some of our inside jokes began here. First being “FIRE HAZARD!”. There was this woman who would walk by every once in awhile and scream at us “AGAINST THE WALL! THIS IS A FIRE HAZARD!”. Most the time it wasn’t the line but just random people milling about. I get that she was doing her job but really, I think she handled it in a poor way. People responded negatively to tones like that. The reason, I at least think, “Hug the wall, love the wall, the wall is your friend” worked was because it was light, people found it funny and people responded. She sounded like an angry banshee most the time and all she was doing was making people pissed off. So basically we took it and made it into a joke. If we were sitting outside or waiting for something, we would call it out to each other.

Next kind of Saturday joke was “Marik’s bad aim”. I was eating pudding while waiting in line because I was hungry and I got some in my wig. Now this pudding was vanilla so it was kind of an off yellow on the wig. The people in line said something about Marik that I can’t remember so I responded with “I can’t help Marik’s bad aim” because I’m super mature and basically it spawned from there. (I also managed to get mustard in my hair at one point during the day. Marik was apparently sick). A big part of that was that a lot of people confused me for Yami Bakura ove Ryou Bakura but hey, if you are throwing that at me, I’ll play along.

So we went to the LK panel and it was funny and awesome. Then there was the YGO photoshoot but it was kind of unorganized so I peaced off with Kaiba and Stein and we went and sat near the bookstore waiting for a signing for a bit. We talked about Fire Hazards again, made jokes and eventually more people showed up and we had a blast. A lot of pictures, quoting TAS, and signing. We were signing and the people signing before us were laughing at us. Also I’m pretty sure we scared random people when we shouted “Card Games/Vaginas on Motorcycles”. Also since there were Ancient Egypt Cosplayers, they shouted Card Games on giant bricks. Fun times.

Then signing time. Let me tell you, I’m awful around people that I respect and are sort of famous. I’ve talked to band members about lesbian sex in a tent and cheese before. My brain kind of just shuts down but I was relatively normal this time. I kind of just thanked LK for reviving the YGO fandom and omg this guy is so modest. He basically said that fandom did it itself and refused so I said something back and he was like “Maybe a small push”. Modesty, it is adorable. Then I got Megami33 (Sailor Moon abridged) to sign and she told me I was cute. Omg. *cuefangirlsquee*

So then we took some pictures of us kind of screwing around and Kaiba, Stein, Thief King and I walked to the pub and had fun with adult beverages.

So Kaiba and Stein had to go home but I stayed for the LK 18+ panel and it was funny but really, it was boys being boys.

Got home at like 2:30am and went to bed at 3. So tired.

Sunday-Sunday was chill. I went to the dealers hall and bought some Doujin and a TAS shirt. I was afraid of going to that booth all weekend but they were really nice. My fears are silly. Then I played some Children’s Card Games in the shade. I won the first round! Fem Kaiba and her friend came over and met with us and we hung out for the rest of the day which was pretty much chilling on a bench, sharing porn, and talking. It was enjoyable.

So everyone left and it was pretty much Kaiba, Fem Kaiba, and me left so we went to shoppers and bought a pen and marked ourselves Kaiba Corp Style. (Ryou gets no say in the symbol because he isn’t a Kaiba) and we brought Fem Kaiba to the Seabus and I went home.

All in all, this was the most fun at the con I’ve had yet. I decided I would give it one last shot this year and I’m glad I did. I had an amazing amount of fun and met amazing people who I’m going to stay in touch with and hopefully meet up with next year. I really really enjoyed myself and I don’t really have much else to say. It was fun so I guess I will leave off with our friendship symbol

Lol I’m not finishing that title. This isn’t really a blog. Someone introduced me to Emilie Autumn and omg, I love her music. I’ve had it on repeat for the last few days. In her pictures she does look like one of those goth kids but her music is so awesome. My favourite song is probably Marry Me and then my title is from Thank God I’m pretty.

Marry Me-Emilie Autumn

I’m still alive. Kind of. I’ve been working non-stop. I’m so sore right now. The farm gave me lovely bruises on my legs so I counted them. I have over 50. Hurray! I’m on my 4th straight day of work out of 6 (until I check my schedule and I’m pretty sure that 6 is going turn into a double digit number). Yay!

Oh and I went to Bonfire. That was awesome. I’ll write about it when my body isn’t screaming at me in pain

You know what I’m sick of? Girls. Fucking girls. But a lot of other things too and this is just pretty much directed at everyone that is annoying the crap out of me

1) He is not interested in you. Get over it. Seriously. Get over it. I mean it is so obvious and omg, stop it. You are embarrassing youself.

2)You, you turn into a psycho bitch. OMG BOY! OMG GOT TO IMPRESS HIM! They call you a desperate slut for a reason. Also when you choose guys over a friend, you are pathetic.

3)Maybe guys would like you if you tried to look decent for once? I dunno. Confidence seems to be a thing that people in general want and you aren’t showing any of that so stop it.

4) God, you are so fucking self conscious and this is directed at two of you. I imitate you now? You are fucking kidding right. Hmm, exercise and not eating processed foods seem to be a good way to go. Also the other one, stop it. BAWW I’M FAT! when you are not is fucking annoying and a desperate attempt for attention. Attention whores need to get whacked up the head.

5) Stop trying to set me up. I’m not interested.

6) I get that I’m a bitch. I’m sorry that I have a fucking spine and am not afraid to call you out on all your fucking crap. Deal with it. Actually, that applied to everyone lately. I’m not going fucking sugarcoat shit for you. You’re an asshole? I will call you out.

7) Stop whining about money. You have a fucking good job with amazing pay. Not every fucking penny has to go into savings. And then don’t bitch if you aren’t invited. You have no fucking money remember?

You’re emo thing is fucking old. How about instead of complaining 24/7 you go do something about it? Seriously.

9) You’re a goddamn homophobe and I don’t want to be your damn friend.

10)You all just piss me off. The whiners, the sluts, the bitches, ect.

OH NO A BOY ISN’T INTERESTED IN ME! OH NO SOMEONE CALLED ME A NAME! OH NO I’M SAD! OH NO! OH FUCKING NO! Just get the fuck out of my life please. I can’t deal with girls anymore. Unless they are awesome which 99% of the girls here aren’t. Chill the fuck out for 1 minute in your fucking lives. Boys are stupid fucks (no offense), and you control your emotions for the most part. So just stop it. Ugh.

(I realize the irony is some of these statements when I am venting but this has been building up since April so whatever. I’m a hypocrite and I’m fine with it.)

Omg spam messages I don’t want to watch CP or sell Russian Prosititues. Really now.

Anyway, I love YGO fans. I really really do. Today we were talking about God which I have no clue how we were talking about the subject and somehow we get to Jesus going down to hell in a superman costume (the leading up conversation was actually serious). And then this happened:

Jesus went down to hell to free everyone from pre-Christianity days and told them this:

“”Hey, sup? Guess what? You can come to heaven now. Sorry for the long wait. My dad is kind of a douche.”

God got pissed and grounded Jesus. Jesus’ response:

“Dad, you’re such a jerk! Why couldn’t I be the son of a COOL God?!”

God: “GO BE SON OF ALLAH IF THAT’S HOW YOU FEEL! NOW I’M GONNA KILL EVERYONE BECAUSE I’M EMO!”

Jesus: “MAYBE I WILL. AT LEAST HE LISTENS TO ME UNLIKE YOU. YOU LET ME GET CRUCIFIED!!”

J: “YOU HAD TO, IT SAVED HUMANITY!” “LIKE THEY FUCKING APPRECIATE IT, HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT THEY DO?!”

G:”DON’T USE THAT LANGUAGE IN MY HEAVEN, YOU LITTLE INGRATE!”

J:”SCREW YOU! THIS IS THE SHITTIEST AFTERLIFE EVER! AT LEAST IN ISLAM I GET VIRGINS!”

G: “YOU STAY AWAY FROM THOSE FILTHY WOMEN. YOUR MOTHER WAS A VIRGIN, YOU KNOW THAT!?!”

J: “NO! MAYBE MORE PEOPLE WOULDN’T SIN IF THEY ACTUALLY GOT SEX IN THIS CRAPHOLE YOU CALL A HEAVEN!”

G: “MAYBE THEY DO, I JUST THINK YOU NEED TO WAIT UNTIL YOU’RE MORE MATURE FOR IT.”

J:”OH SO NOW I’M IMMATURE? HEY, LIKE FATHER LIKE SON, YOU’RE THE ONE WHO KILLED EVERYONE AND FLOODED EARTH BECAUSE YOU WEREN’T HAPPY WITH THEM!”

G: ” DON’T ACT LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK OF PEOPLE, YOUNG MAN! MAYBE I’LL SEND YOU DOWN TO EARTH AND HAVE YOU CRUCIFIED AGAIN, MAYBE THAT WILL TEACH YOU SOME RESPECT!”

J:”Yeeeeah, because that worked SOOOOO WELL the last time! YOU’RE JUST MAD BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT UP TO YOUR STANDARDS. NOT EVERYONE’S PERFECT LIKE ME! You’re definitely not..”

G:”OBVIOUSLY IT DIDN’T, SINCE YOU’VE OBVIOUSLY BECOME A SARCASTIC LITTLE BRAT! I AM GOD I AM THE MOST PERFECT THING THERE WILL EVER BE!”

J:SUUURE, THAT’S WHAT YOU ALWAYS SAY, BUT YOU’RE NOT! YOU HAVE A BONER FOR GENOCIDE, YA CREEP.

G: “WHO TAUGHT YOU SUCH FOUL WORDS? DON’T EVER USE THEM IN MY PRESENCE AGAIN! NOW GO WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP!”

J: “NO! WHY DON’T YOU MAKE ME, IF YOU CAN! I CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT! SHIT PISS FUCK CUNT COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER TITS!”

G: “THAT’S IT YOUNG MAN, DO YOU WANT ME TO BRING YOUR MOTHER INTO THIS? I WONDER WHAT SHE’LL HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT LANGUAGE OF YOURS!!”

J: “MY MOM WAS SUPPOSEDLY A HUMAN VIRGIN, NOT TO MENTION A TOTAL BITCH, SHE’S PROBABLY DEAD NOW ANYONE.”

G: “DON’T YOU DARE CALL YOUR MOTHER A BITCH!. UGH WHY DID I EVER EVEN HAVE A SON. I SHOULD HAVE HAD A DAUGHTER!”

J: “WHAT, YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE FACT THAT MY DICK IS BIGGER? GET OVER YOUR EGO, YOU PRICK!”

G: “MAYBE I’LL MAKE IT SO YOU DON’T HAVE A DICK, WOULD YOU LIKE THAT? I’M GOD SO I CAN DO THAT, YOU KNOW!!”

J: “OHH, IS THAT A THREAT, OLD MAN? THAT LIGHTNIN’ THROWIN’ ARM’S NOT WHAT IT USED TO BE, BRING IT ON!”

G: “LIGHTING THROWING? YOU’RE CONFUSING ME WITH ZEUS, YOU IGNORANT CHILD! AND WHAT CAN YOU DO, HUH, YOU LET PEOPLE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU!”

J: WHATEVER, SAME SHIT, DIFFERENT PILE, AT LEAST ZEUS GOT LAID MORE THAN ONCE AN ETERNITY!

G:”THAT’S IT. I AM SO ME-DAMNED SICK OF YOUR FOUL LANGUAGE. I AM GOING TO SEND YOU TO A CHRISTIAN CAMP TO TEACH YOU A BETTER PERSON. I KNOW YOU NEED IT SEEING AS YOU CAN’T ACCEPT THE RELIGION BASED OFF YOU!!”

J: “NO! ANYTHING BUT CHRISTIAN CAMP! THEY’LL BRAINWASH ME UNTIL MY BRAIN TURNS INTO A PUDDLE OF LIQUIFIED SHIT! THEY’RE HORRIBLE, HOW CAN YOU EVEN ALLOW SUCH ORGANIZATIONS TO EXIST?!”

G: “GOOD ME, I KNOW YOU NEED IT. ITS WHATS BEST FOR YOU, ALL OF THIS I DID FOR YOU. WHY ARE YOU SO INGRATEFUL!?”

Mary (because she is there for some reason now): BOTH OF YOU STOP IT! YOU’RE EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF ST.PETERS!

J: “NO! MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE THE RELIGION BASED OFF OF ME IF IT WEREN’T PURE BULLSHIT LEAD BY A SADISTIC ASSHAT!”

G to M: “DAMNIT MARY, WHY DIDN’T YOU TEACH OUR SON SOME MANNERS WHILE HE WAS ON EARTH?!”

G to J: “MAYBE I WOULDN’T BE A ‘SADISTIC ASSHAT’ IF I DIDN’T HAVE A HORRIBLE EXCUSE FOR A SON!”

M to G: MAYBE BECAUSE YOU DECIDED HE WOULD BE A CARPENTER? DO YOU KNOW HOW RUDE THOSE PEOPLE ARE? AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THOSE PROPHETS YOU LET HIM HANG OUT WITH! A BUNCH OF DOPED UP ALCOHOLICS THOSE ONES!

J: “BULLSHIT! YOU WERE EVEN WORSE BEFORE YOU HAD ME! HAVE YOU FUCKING READ THE OLD TESTAMENT!?”

G to M: “IT WAS A HUMBLE TRADE, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN GOOD FOR HIM! IT MUST HAVE BEEN JOSEPH, I SAW WHAT YOU TWO DID! DON’T THINK I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT IT, MARY!”

G to J: “I FUCKING INVENTED THE OLD TESTAMENT! AND I’M GOD SO I KNOW EVERYTHING. I WAS STILL GETTING USED TO THE IDEA THAT MY SON WAS GOING TO BE A HORRIBLE, UNGRATEFUL, SPOILED, BRAT!”

M: AND WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING? I DIED PURE AS EVER. I CAN’T CONTROL JOSEPH AND JESUS ALL THE TIME. I’M A WOMAN! I HAD TO COOK AND CLEAN AND GIVE YOU A GAZILLION SACRIFICES A DAY SO YOU WOULDN’T KILL EVERYONE. I WAS SO DAMN METICULOUS WITH YOUR LAWS THAT YOU IMPREGNATED ME! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO SLAUGHTER A SHEEP WHEN YOU ARE 6 MONTHS PREGNANT?

J: PFFT, I DID MORE GOOD THAN YOU EVER DID! BESIDES, YOU DON’T KNOW EVERYTHING! IF YOU KNOW EVERYTHING, WHAT AM I THINKING OF RIGHT NOW!?”

G to M: “OH, RIIIIGHT. I’M GOD, I FUCKING SAW WHAT YOU DID THERE. ITS WORTH IT, YOU KNOW. I DIDN’T KILL EVERYONE FOR A WHILE.”

G to J: “I CREATED YOU, YOU STUPID BOY! HOW ABOUT I TELL YOU WHAT I’M THINKING. I THINK ITS ABOUT TIME I BRING OUT MY BELT ON YOUR SPOILED ASS!”

M to G: YOU MEAN THE TIME IN THE MANGER? THAT WAS NOTHING. WE WERE JUST CHANGING OUR CLOTHES AND JOSEPH FELL ON TOP OF ME! LIKE HELL IT WAS WORTH IT. I GOT BLOOD ALL OVER EVERYTHING. YOUR SON WORE BLOOD STAINED CLOTHES UNTIL HE WAS TEN! THE OTHER CHILDREN MADE FUN OF HIM!

And then God has to sign offline.

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We are making a comic out of it. Seriously. YGO fans=the best people ever. Btw I was the first Jesus sentence about my dad being a douche and then I was Mary. Ya, I kind of stayed out of it for awhile and was just laughing a lot. So yep. I bet you wish that you were that cool.

Green Tea on Sex. Ya. I’m sure that is some wonderful website but I really hate green tea. Sorry.

Anyway, apparently that job thing was kind of premature of me. I mean I got a call from the Liquor Store and then right after I got an email back from the farm. Cool. So I can stop freaking out and slowly dying inside of stress and boredom.

Oh and toxic fumes from hair dye. It is black right now. Apparently dark brown=black. I kind of like it and so do other people but my immediate family hates it. Alex says I look like Snow White, my mom says I’m too pale, and Pat says I’m goth. Cool. So I bought dye stripper and a different shade. I might try to avoid it for awhile but idk.

Also I’ve been watching movies. OK well I watched 3 movies.

Get Him to the Greek- Pretty darn funny if I say so myself but there is a lot of crass humor you know
Killers- It is alright. Predictable but all right. Ashton Kutcher is kind of nice to look at
Toy Story 3- So good omg. So good. Go see it and bring tissue.

And because this blog isn’t a random collection of stuff already, this video cheers me up when I need a pick me up. Seriously, I’ve watched it so many times and it still causes me to double over in laughter. Also, I’m mature.

I can’t find one omg. I’ve applied everywhere and then when I think there is nowhere left, an opening comes up so I apply there too and I’ve heard nothing back except for one interview and I didn’t get that. It was graveyard anyway. I even emailed the farm and haven’t heard anything back from them. Seriously?

And yes, it is stressing me out. I have X amount of money in my bank. I want to go to Bonfire and AE plus I have to put money aside for rent so that leaves me with X amount of spending money and no money for school. I am so stressed about this. You have no fucking idea. Urgh. But even the farm won’t take me back. I’m just going go fall in a pit of fire now. Ugh

My friends are unbelievably important to me. Especially Carly. She is on a tier, and this may sound harsh, I doubt anyone else will reach. I trust her with everything. Yesterday we went for a drive and a walk and had about a two hour ranting session because we both so needed it. She gets it. Katie L. and Courtney B. got it too but they aren’t here and I don’t have 16 years of friendship with them. I don’t think I would be able to turn to them and say what I said to Carly about a certain thing. I can’t say it to other people because it has never happened to them. They can’t wrap their head around it.

I mean I love all my friends but she lived through it with me. She was there. She has ALWAYS been there. Except when from the age 0-4. That is really something. And if I ever lost her, it would be as painful as losing my sister. When that car crashed and when I saw that it was her car, I can’t describe that feeling. There was another car crash in that same intersection. The car that was hit was flipped upside down and the front was crushed. I don’t know what happened to those passengers but all I could think when I saw that was “that could of been Carly”. Except if that was her car, she would have died. It all came down to details with that crash which is why she is alive and damn, I am thankful for it.

We have fun, we are serious, we just are. We’ve been friends longer than a lot of people are married. I think that says a lot and apparently we are all going move into a complex together and watch our kids grow up with each other as we grew up with each other. It is horribly cheesy but I think if down the road I could tell my kids that I’ve been friends with her for however many years, that would be pretty damn impressive.

I’m tired of being hurt. It isn’t fun and I’m tired of when I say one things after months of saying nothing, I get attacked. I’m called over dramatic and that people don’t actually like me. It is a real fucking kick. All I said was my dad went to Brazil again without saying anything. Am I not allowed to be upset over that? They can be upset over a boyfriend looking at another girl but I can’t be upset about being abandoned again? Where is the logic in that?

But no, me being upset is overdramatic. I’m also obese. Thanks.

I’ve improved so much over the last year. So so much but there are days, and this may come across over dramatic, that I still want to sleep and never wake up or wake up when everything is over. I’m not going do that though. I’m strong. I’m going keep my head high but there are days, like today, when all I want to do is break down and cry with someone telling me that it will all be OK.